A Theory of Dress! I have so many theories . . . .
I can’t limit myself to one, so today we will discuss two.
Ack. I am realizing, as I prepare to list them, that this post encapsulates three distinct theories: socio-political, efficiency, and equilibrium. Where shall we begin?
An Equilibrium Theory of Dress: The most traditional styles deserve a spot in our wardrobe, but we can’t wear them entirely on the level. This tattersall plaid dress in a vintage cut is irresistible, but it needs accessories that play against type. If worn with ballerina flats, it would seem correct but humorless — and that we cannot have.
Fortunately, I have just the thing to keep this dress real.
Occasionally, The Photographer tries to provide editorial direction.
He did here with mixed results.
I can’t imagine what The Photographer hoped would happen next, but this is what ensued.
I bought this dress at the start of the summer. It was a little too long and a little too big through the bodice, though snug around the neck and waist. Hmmm.
The hem was, of course, child’s play.
I suggested to Fatima that vertical seams added to the bodice might work.
Fatima did something a little different. She created a vertical pleat along the shoulder seam.
Do take note of the flanged cap sleeves. Not my usual style, but very charming, I think.
After these alterations, I tried the dress on and thought, “How disappointing.”
Do you see what I saw? As I looked at my reflection, I started flipping through a mental list of my colleagues and acquaintances, thinking who I could give the dress to.
And then, I remembered our most important lesson (WWMOD?) and saw that this dress with a belt was as cute as could be.*
So cute, in fact, that I got on-line and ordered another one (in lavender seersucker) from the end-of-season sale. This rash impulse may seem like an over-correction, but was actually based on proven theories.
An Efficiency Theory of Dress: I have become totally enamored of suitcase-of-dresses vacation packing. I now have enough of these casual summer dresses for a week-long vacation.
A Socio-Political Theory of Dress: This dress came from Christy Dawn, a small Los Angeles company that purchases deadstock fabric from large fashion houses and sews simple, vintage designs in downtown L.A. The dresses are not cheap, but the company is committed to paying good wages and full benefits to its workers. I can’t think of many better uses for one’s discretionary spending than clothing underpinned by social values.
And now, a QUiZ!
How many zany accessories can one preppy dress support?
2. One; choose wisely
3. Two, although only one of them should look like an animal costume+
4. Three, but that Orla Kiely bunny bag isn’t zany and doesn’t count
Dress: Christy Dawn Piper Dress; Belt: Off-White; Black sandals: Wonders; Blue sandals: MM6; Bag: Orla Kiely
* This dress also looks cute with a leopard print belt.
** Surely none of you said none!
+ These sandals make me think of woolly mammoths.