Now, Voyager

I’ve had weighty matters on my mind, Directorate. Big questions. Back to . . . the other thing. I got this brooch at Ombre Gallery last summer. It was part of a touring exhibit of Korean artists, each piece more exquisite than the last and my greedy self wanted every single one. The beautiful marigold … Read more

Cover Alls

Some of you may remember the boilersuit that I bought during the pandemic. It may be the best-fitting garment I’ve ever owned; it fit like a glove straight off the rack.  All the more remarkable because the fit involved many component parts and measurements: long sleeves, shoulder seam, waist, hips, rise, full length pant legs, … Read more

A Flight of Fancy Returns

Let the record reflect that The Photographer labeled this set of photos “Bonkers Sleeves.” The record shall so reflect. Let the record also reflect that The Photographer is not paid to provide impertinent commentary. The record shall so reflect, but shall also reflect that The Photographer is not paid at all. Come closer to inspect … Read more

Smile Collector

The next six weeks aren’t going to be easy, Directorate. But I’ve looked into it and no reputable doctor will put you into a medically induced coma just to escape election-related stress.  So I am going to offer the next best thing: more frequent Directrice posts for the next few weeks. OK? We’ll get through … Read more

Two Events, Two Fifty Cent Dresses

The Directrice attended two fancy professional dinners this summer. One of the dinners was for a professional organization that skews male, older, and conventional.  The other was a fundraising gala for a progressive non-profit.  What to wear, what to wear. I have a few party dresses in my closet for just such occasions, some of … Read more

700: Too Much of a Good Thing?

Gather ’round, Directorate! This is a historic (an historic) post: No. 700.   There is a lot of dress here — a Ulla Johnson (an Ulla Johnson) hallmark — which is sort of wrangled with the belt. Turning back to the topline of this post (No. 700!), let me take this opportunity to thank you, … Read more

Fun Tops: A Tutorial

Sundresses are the easiest way to get through the summer. But if you aren’t a dress enthusiast, or if you want a little more variety than wearing a dress everyday, an interesting top and neutral pants are the simplest alternative.